Tampaknart Vondudcip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, pitiless bee.

Tampaknart Vondudcip created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tampaknart Vondudcip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tampaknart Vondudcip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tampaknart Vondudcip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tampaknart Vondudcip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not covet oxen.