Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful sheep.

Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot, he will strike you with lightening.

Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing cyan trousers and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Tofquamsawpoggubquagdot's name in vain.