Nullhadnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty bird.

Nullhadnurt created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhadnurt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullhadnurt, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nullhadnurt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nullhadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing gray shirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your chest.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Never think about nebulae.