Kamdinbed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering cat.

Kamdinbed created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdinbed, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamdinbed, she will be very unhappy.

Kamdinbed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kamdinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three geese approach from the north.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.