Tarqueeglig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive naga.

Tarqueeglig created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarqueeglig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarqueeglig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tarqueeglig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tarqueeglig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help sick whales.