Vadnurlcatced is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage mongoose.

Vadnurlcatced created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadnurlcatced, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vadnurlcatced, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vadnurlcatced's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vadnurlcatced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing blue skirts and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. You must pray to Vadnurlcatced eight times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not chop down trees.