Linlamlid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane toad.

Linlamlid created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linlamlid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Linlamlid, she will remove you from existence.

Linlamlid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Linlamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Linlamlid.