Podkansand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring coyote.

Podkansand created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podkansand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podkansand, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Podkansand's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Podkansand's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.