Midtargtim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful wombat.

Midtargtim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midtargtim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Midtargtim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Midtargtim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Midtargtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to moths while wearing white kilts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.