Bopsinlid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring pig.

Bopsinlid created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bopsinlid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bopsinlid, she will turn you into a snail.

Bopsinlid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bopsinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Bopsinlid loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing green boots and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.