Catlimced Jamcebaf is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited faun.

Catlimced Jamcebaf created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Catlimced Jamcebaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catlimced Jamcebaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Catlimced Jamcebaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Catlimced Jamcebaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Catlimced Jamcebaf first in all things.

4. Never wear white skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.