Zigxenmabweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zigxenmabweg created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigxenmabweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigxenmabweg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zigxenmabweg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zigxenmabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always obey Zigxenmabweg's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.