Fobtunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy owl.

Fobtunyatt created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobtunyatt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobtunyatt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fobtunyatt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fobtunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fobtunyatt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never wear white shorts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.