Karwitfig Yakfomdav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless toad.

Karwitfig Yakfomdav created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karwitfig Yakfomdav, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karwitfig Yakfomdav, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Karwitfig Yakfomdav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Karwitfig Yakfomdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.