Dossfasnak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered human.

Dossfasnak created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Dossfasnak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossfasnak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dossfasnak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dossfasnak's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if nine cats approach from the east.

5. Never talk about nebulae.