Bunmigrull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud snake.

Bunmigrull created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Bunmigrull, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bunmigrull, it will remove you from existence.

Bunmigrull's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bunmigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bunmigrull.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.