Migfonvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fussy raccoon.

Migfonvonk created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfonvonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migfonvonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Migfonvonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Migfonvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Migfonvonk on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.