Cudfebjabjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful human.

Cudfebjabjat created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfebjabjat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudfebjabjat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cudfebjabjat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cudfebjabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Cudfebjabjat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.