Wipnilcub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic porpoise.

Wipnilcub created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnilcub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wipnilcub, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wipnilcub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wipnilcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your arms indigo.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wipnilcub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not covet oxen.