Taggonhak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate goose.

Taggonhak created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggonhak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taggonhak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Taggonhak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Taggonhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. You must pray to Taggonhak six times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.