Betbigfid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent dugong.

Betbigfid created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Betbigfid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betbigfid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Betbigfid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Betbigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betbigfid.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.