Bonfarnflig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate butterfly.

Bonfarnflig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfarnflig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonfarnflig, it will laugh at you.

Bonfarnflig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bonfarnflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.