Mobkenrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless duck.

Mobkenrill created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobkenrill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mobkenrill, she will send you a sign.

Mobkenrill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mobkenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobkenrill.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Mobkenrill four times a day.