Saksaflab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever sheep.

Saksaflab created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksaflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saksaflab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Saksaflab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Saksaflab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saksaflab.

2. Put Saksaflab first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.