Dinteenzim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate hedgehog.

Dinteenzim created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinteenzim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinteenzim, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dinteenzim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dinteenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never mention great tits.