Limfossbemflytabbem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered whale.

Limfossbemflytabbem created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Limfossbemflytabbem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limfossbemflytabbem, she will turn you into a dog.

Limfossbemflytabbem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Limfossbemflytabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.