Tailfossjad Fubfudkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak dove.

Tailfossjad Fubfudkop created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfossjad Fubfudkop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailfossjad Fubfudkop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tailfossjad Fubfudkop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tailfossjad Fubfudkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tailfossjad Fubfudkop's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tailfossjad Fubfudkop.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.