Tombinhad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent chinchilla.

Tombinhad created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombinhad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tombinhad, it will turn you into a snail.

Tombinhad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tombinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Pray towards the west.