Dapstanortab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient hydra.

Dapstanortab created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapstanortab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dapstanortab, she will turn you into a goat.

Dapstanortab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dapstanortab's Holy Commandments

1. Dapstanortab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dapstanortab in the centre of the settlement.