Lunmispan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy donkey.

Lunmispan created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Lunmispan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunmispan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lunmispan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lunmispan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about dark matter near dogs while wearing cyan jumpers.