Nadwitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever troll.

Nadwitcid created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadwitcid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadwitcid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nadwitcid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nadwitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.