Larpkabhit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate dove.

Larpkabhit created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkabhit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpkabhit, he will cry a lot.

Larpkabhit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Larpkabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Larpkabhit loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larpkabhit.