Pasnakmet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered gerbil.

Pasnakmet created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasnakmet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasnakmet, he will laugh at you.

Pasnakmet's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pasnakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pasnakmet.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never play with disobedient children.