Hapdodquart is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous bird.

Hapdodquart created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdodquart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hapdodquart, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hapdodquart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hapdodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.