Bossartfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, moody mink.

Bossartfut created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossartfut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossartfut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bossartfut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bossartfut's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bossartfut in the centre of the settlement.