Tiktitarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate lizard.

Tiktitarn created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tiktitarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiktitarn, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tiktitarn's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tiktitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear white dresses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about asteroids.