Nulldavmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful dog.

Nulldavmil created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldavmil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulldavmil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nulldavmil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nulldavmil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nulldavmil in the centre of the settlement.