Vegsattag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking mink.

Vegsattag created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegsattag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegsattag, it will turn you into a dog.

Vegsattag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vegsattag's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Vegsattag.