Panwig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage goose.

Panwig created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Panwig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Panwig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Panwig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Panwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.