Cissasxen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful salamander.

Cissasxen created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cissasxen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissasxen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cissasxen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cissasxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sprint in holy places.