Sterbestjin Sisfossmet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous owl.

Sterbestjin Sisfossmet created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbestjin Sisfossmet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sterbestjin Sisfossmet, it will laugh at you.

Sterbestjin Sisfossmet's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sterbestjin Sisfossmet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about birds.