Kapladnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing rat.

Kapladnan created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapladnan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapladnan, he will come to you in dreams.

Kapladnan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kapladnan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kapladnan in the centre of the settlement.