Fedwongun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able bat.

Fedwongun created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwongun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedwongun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fedwongun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fedwongun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.