Gepgadhan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient swallow.

Gepgadhan created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepgadhan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepgadhan, he will not invite you to parties.

Gepgadhan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gepgadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gepgadhan's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.