Danbeglist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing fairy.

Danbeglist created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbeglist, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danbeglist, he will be very unhappy.

Danbeglist's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Danbeglist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Danbeglist on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about black holes.