Af is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented salamander.

Af created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Af, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Af, he will refuse to believe in you.

Af's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Af's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Af five times a day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never feed strawberries to snakes while wearing corsets.