Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing elephant.

Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol, it will send you a sign.

Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Cudcidwegstafsitteenzakvol must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.