Botsterbast is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise owl.

Botsterbast created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botsterbast, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botsterbast, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Botsterbast's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Botsterbast's Holy Commandments

1. Botsterbast loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Botsterbast.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.