Fudmabrilljen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent dolphin.

Fudmabrilljen created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmabrilljen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudmabrilljen, it will not care.

Fudmabrilljen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fudmabrilljen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.