Femfidjig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring lizard.

Femfidjig created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfidjig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Femfidjig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Femfidjig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Femfidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femfidjig.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always help tortoises.